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thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

(via vacantneighbourhood)

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ϟ latestfashioninspiration:

Fashion Inspiration
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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via arise-g)

ϟ asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror
ϟ protectivepapaackles:

ididthatonce:

starkidonbakerstreet:

caramelfeathers:

vablatsky:
Every fandom ever

This gets better the longer you watch

Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom.  Feels should not get in the way.
Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.
Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.
And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.

i am every single one of them
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ϟ jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
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ϟ zerotheduke:

zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

hope he gave the dog a nice steak for that, he deserved it
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